i come to you in this dark hour to tell you the legend of Ben's Army. imagine snipers that could pick off an ant at one-thousand yards, a heavy artillary that made the u.s. army look like a crappy war movie, and a light infantry that could demolish the entire city of new york in a matter of hours. plus an assasin that could kill several heavily armed men that were standing no further than two feet from each other with out a sound. this is not a dream. it is the armed forces of Ben's Army. how, you ask, did this all begin. well one day i was wondering what i could do to keep myself from going insane. then with my unrivaled creativity i began to spread my influence to the masses. as my followers increased i began to devise a plan to train a better army than other before. snipers being trained by shooting cookies from at least 500 yards in their basic training. a heavy artillary that has with bombs that are more accurate, deadly, and unnoticable. a light infantry trained in the jungles of africa shooting their dinner. plus assasins that have training so incredibly complex yet simple that repeating it could get the ideas stolen by the government pigs of america. imagine this but do not fear. this is all as real as you or me is. in the depths of this is an elite group of leaders. their real names are unknown but their aliases are as follows. the assasin trainer goes by Dr. Craze. a silent indvidual who is too deadly to describe. the light infantry trainer goes by Dude X. he is said to be an extremely wierd individual. the sniper trainer goes by Master Vamp. a sniper so advanced that he is said to have killed four people with a single bullet. then above the rest there is the one called El Diablo. he being the heavy artillary trainer is unmatched in bomb making, missle acuracy, intelligence, and common sense. this group is otherwise refurred to as the Mob. this army's full power has never been seen but has been thought to have killed thousands of sick individuals in a few occurances. this legend of Ben's Army will live for many more years for each of the leaders is assining their heir. may they have mercy on our souls.
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