well eldiablo here. this is the last post ever. why? becuz i am dead. as well as all of bens army. and the gundam crew.  how am i typing this if im dead? becuz i am not who u think i am..... after killing all of bens army and the aliens and the government and the gundam crew, i took on a new persona, just so no one will hunt me down. after the shit i did i have the biggest bounty in the galaxy on my head. well i have to be going now.

the one and only.....

the guy in the sky

things have been happening so quickly i have had no time to post anything. we were planning to move to Admiral Veritech's base but before i could gather my men he was attacked and forced to leave. i am just glad him and his men are alive. training has been reiniciated and upgraded to keep us in better strength. our army grows by the day. allys are coming in from all over. we have indians lead by a person named Daggers With Blood who want to kill the aliens for polluting their land. some of the newcomers are pretty odd. we have a small group of homeless people who wish to join us. they are lead by a crazy person named Stabbatha. we need all the help we can get so we allowed them to join. the aliens are getting suspicious of us so we musn't waste time. the last thing we need is alien spies crawling up are asses. Admiral Veritech believes we should attack their main ship and they will have no choice but to retreat from Earth. i back him up. he is an inteligent man. with that said i will be making small attacks on their forces here on Earth. no offense to him but i must trust myself to. i believe they will want to retreat by the time we finish with them.

i write this entry while looking at the tattered remains of d. c. the feeling of pride i feel is unmatched by any other feeling i have ever had. Bush is dead. the filthy bastard moaned like a whore. at least that is what they told me. i arrived right before they finished him off so that he would know who did this to him. i spit on his blood covered face and laughed for the first time in a long while. the only part of the plan that went bad is his cabinet saw one of the dead and hid in an underground shelter. the explosives took care of them though. we now control all the forces of the human controlled area of Earth. this includes the eyes. Phatdragon is fixing them as i tell you this. the rouge ninja Kosmo has helped in the absence of Lil Nino'. he has returned now and he brought another alliance. the army of mobile suit warriors lead by Admiral Veritech. this will aid us dearly in the now inescapable battle for Earth. with part one of our plan complete we shall gather our full strength for the war with the aliens.

I suck

i apologize for the breif stop of entries. it has been rough lately. this is El Diablo by the way. first we have weakened the eyes. Lil Nino`, a few assasins, and i snuck into thier control building. our plan was to get caught by the guards to get in. the security is too tight to get around. the new thermal sensors did not detect our new weapons. we had belts with razor blades on them, e.m.p. bombs hidden in our necklace links, and barb wire in our shoe laces. when we got in the building they took us to a secure room. we took off our belts and wipped the gaurds in the head. then took they're key cards and got out. after that we diabled all security and the emergency power supply. Lil Nino` killed most of the remaining gaurds but one got to the phone. i strangled the bastards with the barb wire. i shut down all the power and told the assasins to kill anyone who cimes through the door. the eyes run on a combination of solar power and alternative fuel. i drained the tanks but they have a back up supply of nucear power. the back up was in the building at this time. there were too many for the assasins to kill. time was running out. so i took Lil Nino`'s and my necklaces and jammed them in the control panel. i got the detonater and we got out of there. when we got out the entire area was swarming with military personel. we got away but it was extremely close. as i set off the e.m.p. s we sat gloriously on top of a hill and watched the eyes flicker but they didnt dissapear. they got some of the bombs out before we could set it off. they are now so weakened that they have no power whatsoever. they can barely move. we need to finish them but i think i will watch them struggle for a while first. it brings a happiness i have not had in so long that i almost for got it.

i must be quick. the eyes are following me. yet the closer i am to danger the farther i am from harm. by the way its El Diablo. some of our friends have decided to join the fight. the first is a man by the name of Lil Nino`. he is a loner from the desert and one of the most feared and deadly men in the current world. our inside intelligence is Phatdragon. he works directly for the president. we have the only remianing ninja in the world. her name is Kosmo. she has two cresent moon ninja stars. this is just a brief list. we plan to get more but i must leave i can hear them coming. SHIT!!!!!!!

welcome to the world as we now know it. it is a barren and deselate wasteland. a nuclear war in the year 2010 between america and france, in which america under-estimated the power of the newest bomb and wiped out most of the world, did this. i am El Diablo. the leader of Ben's Army. the last stand for the human race. for after the war aliens invaded. they are not as advanced as you may beleive. they wear suits made of a type of foil and have mohawks. you may find this funny but those bastards  took control the good half of the world. the dividing line is just a simple rickity old bridge. it is over the most polluted river in the world. the fish have grown wings and left the water. yet some of them have stayed and become ravenous. every source of water is polluted from the nuclear waste. transportation is cars that run on the left over nuclear waste. our goverment has betrayed us. the current president is george bush the thirteenth. he is little less than a monarch. he controls everything with little advice from his "advisors". he made a treaty with the aliens to keep peace. two glaring red eyes watch over the world. run by the best technology the world has they can kill and watch anything. the machines running them is kept in an underground maximum security building. they are our biggest threat at this time with the aliens "at peace" with us. the two goverments will be severed from each other by the might of Ben's Army. when this happens the attacks shall begin. this world will once again belong to the human race!

i come to you in this dark hour to tell you the legend of Ben's Army. imagine snipers that could pick off an ant at one-thousand yards, a heavy artillary that made the u.s. army look like a crappy war movie, and a light infantry that could demolish the entire city of new york in a matter of hours. plus an assasin that could kill several heavily armed men that were standing no further than two feet from each other with out a sound. this is not a dream. it is the armed forces of Ben's Army. how, you ask, did this all begin. well one day i was wondering what i could do to keep myself from going insane. then with my unrivaled creativity i began to spread my influence to the masses. as my followers increased i began to devise a plan to train a better army than other before. snipers being trained by shooting cookies from at least 500 yards in their basic training. a heavy artillary that has with bombs that are more accurate, deadly, and unnoticable. a light infantry trained in the jungles of africa shooting their dinner. plus assasins that have training so incredibly complex yet simple that repeating it could get the ideas stolen by the government pigs of america. imagine this but do not fear. this is all as real as you or me is. in the depths of this is an elite group of leaders. their real names are unknown but their aliases are as follows. the assasin trainer goes by Dr. Craze. a silent indvidual who is too deadly to describe. the light infantry trainer goes by Dude X. he is said to be an extremely wierd individual. the sniper trainer goes by Master Vamp. a sniper so advanced that he is said to have killed four people with a single bullet. then above the rest there is the one called El Diablo. he being the heavy artillary trainer is unmatched in bomb making, missle acuracy, intelligence, and common sense. this group is otherwise refurred to as the Mob. this army's full power has never been seen but has been thought to have killed thousands of sick individuals in a few occurances. this legend of Ben's Army will live for many more years for each of the leaders is assining their heir. may they have mercy on our souls.